Name: Daniil Eldin
Nationality: ???
Born: April 1, 2009
Biography:
Early Life & Passion for Tech
Born with a keyboard in one hand and a wrench in the other, Daniil Eldin was destined to be a programmer and a car enthusiast. From an early age, he was fascinated by how things worked—whether it was dismantling his first computer (much to his parents' horror) or tinkering with his family’s old "Chetyrka" (a beloved VAZ-2114).
Programming Journey
Daniil’s love for coding began when he wrote his first "Hello World" program—only to immediately modify it to print "Hello, Chetyrka!" instead. Since then, he’s been hooked on Python, C++, and automotive software, dreaming of one day programming his own self-tuning ECU for a retrofitted Lada.
Automotive Obsession
When he’s not debugging code, Daniil is either under the hood of a car or scrolling through classified ads for "Chetyrkas" in questionable condition. His dream garage? A VAZ-2104 with a turbocharged engine, a Raspberry Pi-powered dashboard, and a trunk full of spare parts and sausages.
Culinary Weakness: Zhilistyie Kolbaski
No coding session or garage project is complete without his favorite snack—chewy, smoky sausages ("zhilistyie kolbaski"). Rumor has it he once tried to write a Python script to automate sausage deliveries, but it failed because he kept eating the test samples.
Future Ambitions
Daniil dreams of:
Building the ultimate sleeper car (a rusty Chetyrka with a 500hp engine).
Creating an AI that identifies the perfect sausage-to-bread ratio.
Combining his two loves by programming a self-driving Lada (but only if it has a sausage warmer built into the dashboard).
Motto:
"Code fast, drive faster, and never skip the sausage break."